Complicated Shoes

Hideki Matsui, you just led your team to it’s 27th World...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:03:00 -0500

Hideki Matsui, you just led your team to it’s 27th World Series Championship and won the series Most Valuable Player award. What are you going to do now?

私はディズニーの土地に行く

Happy Flux Capacitor Day, everyone!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:46:23 -0500

Happy Flux Capacitor Day, everyone!

A bunch of kids dressed up as dirty hippies just came to my door asking for hand outs.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:29:40 -0400

It’s good to see that even the children of Ann Arbor understand the true meaning of Halloween.

Would The Office have survived in a world without the ability to pause and skip past the awkward parts?

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:19:23 -0400

funnyassstuff:moneyissues

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:55:38 -0400

funnyassstuff:moneyissues

#Tumblrshop - Featuring Joel McHale, Joel McHale & Joel...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:09:00 -0400

#Tumblrshop - Featuring Joel McHale, Joel McHale & Joel McHale

wooliebear: double0sevenseven: itsnotthatserious: themattsmith...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:57:00 -0400

wooliebear:

double0sevenseven:

itsnotthatserious:

themattsmith:

Oh my god, you guys…. just… I… no words…

Best thing on the internet today.

it just keeps getting better.

epic win.

I give up. TOO funny.

It’s good to see that Chris Kattan can still get work.

meltinyourmouth: With the release of Where the Wild Things Are,...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:06:39 -0400

meltinyourmouth:

With the release of Where the Wild Things Are, Hollywood is coming out with some other children’s book favorites…

Finally, the old woman whispering hush will get her due.

culby: complicatedshoes: If you’ve never had a CD walkman mounted on the dashboard of your car,...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:14:52 -0400

culby:

complicatedshoes:

If you’ve never had a CD walkman mounted on the dashboard of your car, you’re not as cool as me.

Not just mounted, velcro mounted.

Check and mate.

Is there any other way? And that cassette with the cord to get that bad boy to play through your speakers was the shiznit!

If you've never had a CD walkman mounted on the dashboard of your car, you're not as cool as me.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:09:53 -0400

What are some things that ensue?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:59:21 -0400

(besides kickoffs and hilarity)

I always take the stairs two at a time. I don't even think about it anymore. The regular way would seem weird.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:25:33 -0400

Modern Family is so good.

petswhowanttokillthemselves: “I can’t wait to go Siegfried and...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:56:57 -0400

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“I can’t wait to go Siegfried and Roy on your ass.”

I love sentences with several different meanings.

via Mark Steyn This German lingerie ad (warning: contains...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:17:28 -0400

via Mark Steyn

This German lingerie ad (warning: contains soft-focus footage of the female form in all its pulchritude - don’t stampede all at once) has a cool superficial smartness with what is intended to be an O Henry switcheroo at the tail.

I think it’s more like wishful thinking. For one thing, if the actress were truly a believer as opposed to a jobbing actress, taking this underdressed gig would earn her an honor killing. Enjoy the multiculti sophisticated jests while you can, lads.

H1N1 is boring

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:05:48 -0400

So far there have been only 1000 H1N1-related deaths in the U.S.

Regular flu kills 36,000 Americans every year.

But yeah, Mr. President. It’s a big effing emergency.

Yawn.

I dream in the metric system.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:00:58 -0400

White House Fails in Effort to Exclude Fox News From Pay Czar Interview

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:10:24 -0400

White House Fails in Effort to Exclude Fox News From Pay Czar Interview:

The Obama administration on Thursday failed in its attempt to manipulate other news networks into isolating and excluding Fox News, as Republicans on Capitol Hill stepped up their criticism of the hardball tactics employed by the White House.

The Obama administration on Thursday tried to make “pay czar” Kenneth Feinberg available for interviews to every member of the White House pool except Fox News. The pool is the five-network rotation that for decades has shared the costs and duties of daily coverage of the presidency.

But the Washington bureau chiefs of the five TV networks consulted and decided that none of their reporters would interview Feinberg unless Fox News was included.

The administration relented, making Feinberg available for all five pool members and Bloomberg TV.

Tree.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:00:50 -0400

Tree.

Wow, that’s a big duck.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:57:40 -0400

Wow, that’s a big duck.

The two-faces of Barack Obama

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:20:22 -0400

(via Jay Nordlinger)

Barack Obama is pretty interesting when he gets in front of his money-givers — his biggest fans, I guess. In New York, he said, “Democrats are an opinionated bunch. You know, the other side, they just kinda sometimes do what they’re told. Democrats, y’all thinkin’ for yourselves.” Last year, in San Francisco, he said of Middle Americans, “It’s not surprising … they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them …”

He speaks a lot differently — a lot more respectfully — when he has one of his big national addresses: Then, we’re not red states or blue states but the United States, blah, blah, blah. Well, which is the real O? The nice, inclusive guy or the sneering, contemptuous partisan? I vote the latter: I think it’s the real O, unfortunately: the one who speaks to Democrats in New York and San Francisco. But I am not much of a psychiatrist.

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By the way, which side imposed speech codes on campus? Liberals or conservatives? Not conservatives, that’s for sure. If liberals are such a noisy, rowdy, opinionated, pluralistic, uncontainable bunch — how come they’re for speech codes, for shutting down the other side?