davereed:

“We think now is the right time to join with Amazon because, quite simply, every company that becomes a subsidiary gets two free downloads until the end of July”

So hilarious; read the whole thing!

via hilker

This is like the precious offspring of when the feeling you get when you’re behind someone in the supermarket that has like 2 carts full of canned goods and a stack of coupons and looks like she’s paying with a check and then the next aisle over opens up and the checkout guy tells you to come over and then you get there and they’re giving away free kittens covered with chocolate pudding had sex with when there’s a real douchebag driver on the highway who is tailgating and flipping everyone off and throwing styrofoam cups out the window and then you come up to construction and his lane is ending and nobody lets him in and he’s trapped in the closed lane while hundreds of cars drive by him leaving him in the dust and then you see him hours later when you’ve stopped for dinner and you come find out that he also just lost his job and wife and kids because none of them could put up with his crazy highway shenanigans anymore.

In other words: neat.