So as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton will be the fourth in line to the presidency.

Now I don’t mean to suggest that the Clintons have ever been involved in any… um… offings? But if I were Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd, I might not want to sit with my back to the door, if you know what I’m sayin.

Would be a tragedy if Joe Biden were found to have choked to death on his own foot… or if Nancy Pelosi died from some Botox-related incident… or if Robert Byrd… Okay, let’s face it. Byrd’s on borrowed time as it is!