Complicated Shoes

Obama’s rhetorical audacity breeds cynicism, because utopianism always comes up short.

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—	Jonah Goldberg

Obama: We Can't Treat Tax Dollars Like "Monopoly Money" »

But if you wanna buy some houses, he knows a guy.

Chris Brown + the Nativity

(or… what it looks like when every shark has been jumped)

(h/t JesusNeedsNewPR)

Cats for Gold »

“Turn your glitter to litter!”

New Job Opening

It looks like there’s an opening for a new poor man’s Zooey Deschanel.

Bill Hader's job interview at SNL

Lorne: What kind of things do you think are funny?
Bill: Gay jokes and being creepy.
Lorne: Well we already have a Will Forte. Do you do any impressions?
Bill: Vincent Price, remember him?
Lorne: Timely. Alright… What characters do you do?
Bill: I have this Italian guy that smokes and interviews Americans in Italian… Get it? They don’t speak Italian.
Lorne: Riiight.

1 joke + 5 Minutes = Pretty much every SNL sketch this season

(via topherchris)

Places that are aware that nature > man:

New Orleans, LA (hurricane/flood 2000 deaths)
Krakatoa, Indonesia (volcano, 36,000 deaths)
Phyket, Thailand (tsunami, 444,999 deaths)
Tangshan, China (earthquake, 242,000 deaths)
Planet Earth (1918 flu epidemic, between 50-100 million deaths)

But I’m sure those trees were lovely.

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“Don’t Change a Thing” - Seabird

This is off Seabird’s new CD Rocks Into Rivers. Buy this CD! I agonized over which song to post because each one is so unique and beautiful.