Complicated Shoes: Archive

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New Years Resolutions for 2011

Learn to tie own shoes Adopt a highway Improve on perfection Remember name of mailman Memorize Beowulf Audition for Real World Stop sending locks of hair to local news woman Stop emailing local news woman photos of her taken from a distance for a project entitled “If Only You’d Return My Calls” Stop all forms of correspondence with local news woman Floss Lose 10 lbs. ...

Dec 30th

fivehundredhats asked: Hello there! Thanks for the follow, Complicated Shoes.
I hope that your complicated mind I am able to amuse.
I'm on a quest to collect 500 hats...
You should do shoes! And start with ballet flats.

Dec 29th

fivehundredhats asked: Hello there! Thanks for the follow, Complicated Shoes.
I hope that your complicated mind I am able to amuse.
I'm on a quest to collect 500 hats...
You should do shoes! And start with ballet flats.

Dec 29th

Who should I be following?

I need new blood on my dashboard. So tell me who’s good… even if it’s you. Also, go ahead and ask me stuff while we’re at it.

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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The Greatest Letter Ever Printed on NFL Team... →

khad: I don’t know much about sports, but I know you should read this.

Dec 26th

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This is the most fabulous day in the history of...

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Dec 10th

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Board games that sound dirty

Scattergories Mexican Train Hungry Hippos Hi Ho Cheerio Don’t Wake Daddy Connect 4 Beat The Parents Chutes & Ladders Uncle Wiggly Guess Who? Got any others?

Dec 10th

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