January 2009
December 2008
natface:
joshacid37:
natface:
I accidentally the honey cake
Um, the verb…?*
* Is what’s missing
the WHOLE honey cake!
not the WHOLE honey cake?!
“Hi… I’m in Delaware.”
– Wayne’s World. You know it’s a good day when I can work THAT obscure of a quote into a sportscast. (via mrc)
For your next mission, should you choose to accept it, go for a “what am I going to do with a gunrack?”
“I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna...”
– The Spice Girls
“Make Money Money” - John Reuben
We...
Talk about surrender →
The year 2008 deserves to be seen as a year of anticipatory surrender, a year when the West decided to roll over on free speech of its own accord. Just in case. No threats. No demands. Just suppress controversial speech in advance, just in case it causes offence. You understand, we don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. In fact, such a trashing of core Western values is difficult to...
“Let It Rise” - Big Daddy Weave
BBT Season 1: Episode 2
Leonard: Do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon? Penny: Wow, a marathon, how many Superman movies are there? Sheldon: You’re kidding, right? Penny: You know, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that? Leonard, Sheldon & Wolowitz: One [Raj holds up one finger] Sheldon: You know...
The five D's of dodgeball
Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge
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“I find tinsel distracting.”
– Frank Costanza
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Has anyone else ever noticed how creepy that song is?
I really can’t stay - Baby it’s cold outside I’ve got to go away - Baby it’s cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice - I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice
Here we have a girl trying to leave this guy’s place and he’s not letting...
“Run Run Rudolph” - Chuck Berry
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“When I was a kid, I used to think that Dinosaurs and Family Matters was the same...”
– Charles (via david) You know, I could see someone making that mistake. Kind of like how Heathcliff had his cartoon, and then there was that other, completely unrelated cat that was also around? (via mrc)
This made me lol.
Let's go to the mall...TODAY!
(via ohtrouble)
List of classic blunders (ranked by popularity)
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
This idea
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davereed:
verslibre:
Dream, Catch Me - Newton...
Denver Plane-Crash Survivor Twitters From Burning... →
“Holy f***ing s*** I was just in a plane crash!”
“I Have a Dreidel” - Barenaked Ladies
...
You know that feeling you get when you’ve just scored a decisive fantasy football victory in the championship game in your work league and you go into work looking forward to all the gloating and bragging only to find that practically everyone else in the league, including the guy you beat in the championship, has taken a vacation day?
That’s kinda how I feel right now.
Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah!" number 1.... AND... →
Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah” made British chart history Sunday when it became both number one and number two in the Christmas singles charts — although both versions were covers.
Alexandra Burke was almost guaranteed to take the top slot with her version after winning television talent show X Factor this month, and the song became the fastest-selling single by a...
Jonah Goldberg: Cinderella vs. the Barracuda →
For people who think there’s no cultural divide in this country, consider the treatment of two women much in the news in 2008. The first is Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. A woman from very humble roots and with a very blue-collar life story, she worked with her steelworker and professional-fisherman husband to provide a life for their large family. She got involved in the PTA. She became mayor of...
Michigan town bans Kanye West →
“Little Drummer Boy” - Tori Amos
“Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks until I tell...”
– Demetri Martin
“Is it okay to yell ‘movie!’ in a crowded firehouse?”
– Steve Martin
“I don’t believe in hypothetical situations. That’s like lying to...”
– Kenneth Parcell
