January 2012
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He's uber-smart
I just heard someone use the prefix “uber-” incorrectly.
He must think it means “the opposite of” because he said, “when its uber-cold outside like this…”
Today’s high is 50 degrees.
Btw, this was the same guy that used “yours truly” to refer to someone else.
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University of Michigan in talks with NHL to host... →
The next outdoor hockey game at Michigan Stadium may feature National Hockey League teams.
Michigan athletic director Dave Brandon confirmed Thursday that he has been approached by the NHL about playing host for the Winter Classic, in what would be the league’s sixth annual New Year’s Day outdoor game.
“We have been approached by the NHL about utilizing our facility for...
If you make more than $34,000, you are the 1% →
NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — The United States holds a disproportionate amount of the world’s rich people.
It only takes $34,000 a year, after taxes, to be among the richest 1% in the world. That’s for each person living under the same roof, including children. (So a family of four, for example, needs to make $136,000.)
Greedy sonsabitches!
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Geaux Blue
Yes!
December 2011
Over the next three days, if anyone says to you...
That moment of panic when you're sitting in your...
…and then without skipping a beat, you immediately put another pretzel in your mouth.
Went to see War Horse today...
It was 45 minutes in before I realized we had accidentally gone in the wrong theater. But in case you were wondering, the first half of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” was pretty decent. Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty versatile.
Ask Me Stuff: Festivus Edition
Let’s do a Christmas-themed ASK COMPLICATED SHOES.
Address me as the name of your favorite Christmas present you got as a kid. (Ex. “Dear Easy Bake Oven”)
Ask me a question, drop me a comment, make fun of me. I don’t care.
Sign yourself with your favorite Christmas movie. (Ex. “Love Always, Love Actually”)
Ready? Go!
"Space ball" drops on Namibia →
The comments on this story are hilarious.
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Merry Christmas →
(you’re welcome)
Google "let it snow"
Can you call them easter eggs in December?
Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai:
wizasaur:
-prettyprettyplease:
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
“If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has...”
– C.S. Lewis
If I ever needed intravenous drugs, I would insist...
How’s that for a hypocritical hypoallergenic hypodermic hypothetical?
Apparently late night at the office for some...
not sure why anyone thinks anyone else wants to listen to their music.
Yours truly
I just heard someone use the expression “yours truly” in reference to someone else!
He said, “just ask yours truly… Cathy over there.”
Moron. Your bus is leaving.
Let's make the word "euphemism" a euphemism.
“Hey, I saw you left the bar with Rhonda last night. She has some really nice euphemisms. So did you euphemism her?”
“Oh yeah. And we euphemismed 2 times last night and then in the morning we euphemismed again in the shower.”
“Nice.”
“She told me she has a friend that is single so if you’re looking for a little euphemism action of your own,...
