A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.
Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” said one travel industry source.
It will be interesting to see if the baby’s genes come from the shallow end or the deep end of the pool.
Gov. Rick Perry is reportedly considering appointing the chair of that state’s school board. Dunbar wants to destroy public schools, which she regards as “tyrannical” and a “tool of perversion.” Let me repeat that: Gov. Rick Perry of Texas wants to put in charge of his state’s public schools a woman who wants to destroy those schools. Perry doesn’t just want to hire the giggling firebug, he wants to make her the fire chief. This makes Gov. Perry the second craziest person in this story.
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slacktivist (via azspot) This man turns my stomach. It would appear he never intends to make a good decision for our state, especially as he continues putting government institutions in the hands of his cronies. I find myself sickened by him more and more. (via seagull) agreed. (via commacommachameleon) This isn’t really much different than Obama appointing Timothy Geithner as Treasury Secretary, when you think about it. |
That’s a peculiar statistic to brag about considering they claimed the same figure on May 1st. Apparently the stimulus has done nothing in the last 2 months.
Have they no shame? What a bunch of liars.
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I'm about to go into my yearly performance review
Think my boss would mind if I live-blogged the experience?
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“Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World” - Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
In the past 24ish hours, both Joyce DeWitt (Three’s Company) and Eddie Mekka (Laverne & Shirley) have been arrested for driving under the influence. The question now is which campy sitcom star is next?
I’m guessing Don Most or Ted Lange.
Keep your ear to the ground!
Donny Most. Donny Most. Donny Most. Donny Most. Sunday Monday Happy Days.
I am having such a great time in Russia! Gorbachev seemed surprised when I told him that my uncle fought in the 1917 Russian Revolution against the Tsarist autocracy.
The Senate Finance Committee (SFC), in an effort to make health care into a bi-partisan effort, is considering a restriction on abortion funding with the passage of health care reform. This could mean not allowing a public health insurance plan to cover the cost of abortions for women.
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Contact your members of congress (via southpol) I don’t think anyone would argue my right to own and operate a motor vehicle. I’m a licensed driver and I’ve demonstrated my ability to drive safely. But I doubt any of you would argue that I should have my car paid for by you, the taxpayers. |
I watched this as it was happening yesterday. Skip to the 1:47 mark for the greatest quote in the history of EVAR.
Also, I tried to find video of him singing Take Me Out To The Ballgame 5 minutes earlier, but it’s nowhere to be found as of right now. If I find it, I’ll let you know. If you know where it is, please email me. It’s terrific.
wow.
